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The New Year's Dance

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

It won't be Christmas without you!

Ice skating boyfriends

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

Dogs play the double bass

How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause

"That was naughty AND nice."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

Christmas Fatigue.

'He must be the real Santa... He was the only sober guy at the Xmas party!'

Santa Romance

Mistletoe.

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

This Christmas Let's Hang Together

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.

Christmas drinker

'Deliveries will be a little later than usual this year...'

"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."

Three Wise Men

The Fourth Day of Christmas

"That's a good height for social distancing."