Cold Weather Flirt Pillows

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Ice fisher.

"Bless You."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Rude Snowpeople

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Do you come here often?'

Chivalrous Snowman

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Pucker up!

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

I Love Winter!

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'It's a letter from the fish. Apparently the water was too cold for them so they went to Florida for the winter. Dang, we came all this way for nothing.'

Walking in a winter wonderland

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

"Never lose your cool."

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Santa Romance

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'I can remember when this was just ice.'