Cold Weather Flirt Pillows

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Ice fisher.

"Bless You."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'Do you come here often?'

Chivalrous Snowman

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Say, I just had a thought

Pucker up!

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

I Love Winter!

'It's a letter from the fish. Apparently the water was too cold for them so they went to Florida for the winter. Dang, we came all this way for nothing.'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"These thermal boots which the scientist left behind are great. Finally my feet are warm."

"What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe."

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

Santa Romance

Yesterday of Minnesota.

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

Walking in a winter wonderland

'Something tells me we're in for a very severe winter.'

"Never lose your cool."

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'Global warming or not, it's still freezing here...'

'Honestly, at your age, I prefer naughty.'