Silent Flirter Gifts

Library Dating.

"Don't even think about it."

Beach flirting

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Mime marriage.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

"You describe yourself in your resume as 'the strong, silent type.'"

'We need to talk...'