'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'
Chronic Flirts Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for someone who’s a chronic flirt? Our collection celebrates their flirtatious spirit with humorous and creative items like mugs, t-shirts, and prints. These gifts add a touch of personality and fun, making every day a little more lively. Whether it’s a cheeky mug or a bold t-shirt, surprise your favorite charming conversationalist with something that matches their playful personality. Discover perfect presents that speak their fun-loving language and keep the flirtation fun and light.
Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."
I only have eyes for you
"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"
'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'
"Call me, Ishmael."
'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'
"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"
'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'
"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"
"Thanks for walking me home."
Pucker up!
'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'
"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"
'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)
"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"
Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.
Love
Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.
"Agnes is so crushing on him."
"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"
"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"
"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."
"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."
'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'
"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."
"When we go for walks, Young Master refers to me as his favourite "Chick Magnet": What does that mean?"
"You should only believe half of what I tell you."
"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."
"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"
"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."
"Let's make romance non-fiction."
'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'
'Drop dead gorgeous.'
Hello, sugar lumps? Oh, wrong number? May I call you sugar lumps anyway?
Chronic Flirts Gifts Collection
Chronic Flirts Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs made for chronic flirts—fun, witty, and perfect for starting conversations every morning.
Chronic Flirts Pillows
Add some cheeky charm to their home with our flirty pillows—comfortable and full of personality.
Chronic Flirts Prints
Decorate their space with our stylish prints that celebrate their fun and flirtatious spirit—great for any lively personality.
Chronic Flirts T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts for flirts—bold designs that let their personality shine and keep the fun going.