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'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I only have eyes for you

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

"Thanks for walking me home."

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

Pucker up!

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

Love

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"When we go for walks, Young Master refers to me as his favourite "Chick Magnet": What does that mean?"

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

"Of course, all the good ones are fixed."