"Stop talking to people at bus stops."
Serial Flirt Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the charismatic and flirtatious nature of your favorite serial flirt? Our collection features clever designs and humorous messages perfect for someone who loves to charm and tease. Whether it’s for a birthday, a silly gesture, or just because, these products add a dash of humor and charm to their everyday routine. Find something that matches their mischievous personality and makes them smile.
I only have eyes for you
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"
"Recess does things to a man."
"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."
"Call me, Ishmael."
'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'
'You had me at your first tweet..'
"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."
'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'
"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"
"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"
'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'
'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'
'Actually, I hate places like this.'
Love
'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)
"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"
"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"
Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.
"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."
'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'
Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.
'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'
"You really know how to push my buttons."
"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"
"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"
'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'
Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !
'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'
"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."
"You should only believe half of what I tell you."
"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."
"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."
Serial Flirt Gifts Collection
Serial Flirt Mugs
Discover a range of playful mugs perfect for your serial flirt—find designs that match their fun personality and make their mornings brighter.
Serial Flirt Pillows
Find cozy, humorous pillows that perfectly capture the spirited and playful nature of the serial flirt—ideal for lounges and relaxed spaces.
Serial Flirt Prints
Browse eye-catching prints that celebrate flirtatious fun—bring humor and charm into their home or office decor.
Serial Flirt T-Shirts
Explore our selection of witty t-shirts designed for the charming serial flirt—great for casual days when they want to showcase their flirty side.