Serial Romantic Gifts

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Right click for yes...

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

Hammer and Anvil.

Online marriage ceremony.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Cyber Love

Gogglebollox.

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

Maybe I was wrong?

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

"...and they lived as happily ever after as they could, while periodically remembering to forgive each other's transgressions and to let go of petty, pent-up resentments."

'Tech support? If I send a 'Dear John' email to someone named Bob, will it get through?'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'

Looking For Love.

"Aren't you at least happy to see her with someone who fills all of her needs?"

Computer telling man he loves him

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'