Serial Romantic Gifts

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

Right click for yes...

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Your website or mine?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Online marriage ceremony.

"Of course I love you more than I ove football -- You were my first-round draft pick!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Hammer and Anvil.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'Of all the people I know, I like running with you the best Angela.'

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Cyber Love

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Maybe I was wrong?

Gogglebollox.

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"I'd like to meet the algorithm that thought we'd be a good match."

"...and they lived as happily ever after as they could, while periodically remembering to forgive each other's transgressions and to let go of petty, pent-up resentments."

Computer telling man he loves him

Snow White.

Looking For Love.

"Aren't you at least happy to see her with someone who fills all of her needs?"

'I know we met on the internet, but stop double clicking that mouse every time you try to make a move.'

'For a romantic anniversary I thought we'd go back to where we first met.'