Serial Romantics Gifts

"Years are like my previous five marriages. You welcome them with big expectations, but you end hating them."

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"Romance"

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

Kissing on the golf course

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Gogglebollox.

Sulking

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

"Not on my watch..."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

'You should have told me that 'E.T' stood for 'Extra Testicle'.'

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

'All I know is that she met him off Nantucket.'

"Thanks, Siri, but please limit your directions to my driving."

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

"I always wanted a boyfriend with green eyes."

"I'm convinced...we've both been married one too many times!"

Robot wants fembot

"We met online, it was love at first website!"

An action figure, from the gentleman.

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

A misunderstanding between two passengers

Chips That Pass in the Night

"Any idea why the organist is playing 'Here we are again'?"

Romance Section in the Library

'Fare Thee Well'- Lord Byron Leaving England

Romance in the library.

"Now will you take me to your leader?"

Woman with an error page face.

'Will the Buffo cure Gwendolyn's headache? Will it upset her stomach? Tune in to tomorrow's commercial and find out!'