Serial Romantics Mugs

"Years are like my previous five marriages. You welcome them with big expectations, but you end hating them."

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"I have been happily married... three times!"

"Romance"

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

Kissing on the golf course

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

Gogglebollox.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

Sulking

"Not on my watch..."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

'All I know is that she met him off Nantucket.'

"I'm convinced...we've both been married one too many times!"

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

"I always wanted a boyfriend with green eyes."

Robot wants fembot

"We met online, it was love at first website!"

"Any idea why the organist is playing 'Here we are again'?"

Romance Section in the Library

An action figure, from the gentleman.

Chips That Pass in the Night

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

A misunderstanding between two passengers

'Fare Thee Well'- Lord Byron Leaving England

"She's on her fifth soul mate."

"Now will you take me to your leader?"

Woman with an error page face.

Another Failed Geek Pickup Line

Romance in the library.