Silent Flirter Prints

Library Dating.

"Don't even think about it."

Beach flirting

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Mime marriage.

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Watch out for Bernie...he's a man of few words but a lot of gestures."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Oh, baby, hot caramel? You're going to dip me in hot caramel? I'll be right over."

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Gus don't do much talkin'. His interpretive dance does his talkin' for him."

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

'We need to talk...'