Innocent Flirt Prints

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Recess does things to a man."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Boy on father's knee

'Do you come here often?'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Wanna go out?"

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I don't know about a playdate, why don't we just meet up for some juice boxes and see how it goes?"

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

What a pear?

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

'Little Tommy is so romantic - He's letting me mind his tadpoles.'

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'

'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'