Fate Tempter Gifts

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Stock market books.

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'What a twist of fate!'

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

"How dare you!"

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

You can't go back.

Fortune Teller.

Peter pranks the other Apostles...

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

Vicar Baiting

'Life is short, and then you fry,'

Wall St. Journal. I was at the right place, but I slept through the right time.

The End is Near!

"...and did you hear that bit about me always landing on my feet?"

'...and you cannot change a thing, as you are completely controlled by your genes.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'