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Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Stock market books.

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'What a twist of fate!'

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

You can't go back.

Fortune Teller.

"How dare you!"

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

Vicar Baiting

'Life is short, and then you fry,'

"...and did you hear that bit about me always landing on my feet?"

'...and you cannot change a thing, as you are completely controlled by your genes.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

I believe everything happens for a reason...