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'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

The Best Laid Plans

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"Helen, is it just the accountant in me, or am I sensing a tone of wistful melancholy and a bittersweet acceptance of the unfathomable mysteries of corporate life in those numbers?"

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'It looks like our time is up.'

'You don't want to go to hell, J.B. In hell, the market is always down.'

'What a twist of fate!'

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

You can't go back.

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

'But Mabel, I distinctly remember that the vicar said 'till death us do part...''

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

'Life is short, and then you fry,'

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

'Of course, the worst may never happen. There is always that chance.'

"Well, your numbers seem unlucky - five and seven to run concurrently."

"Yeah, you're right, these can cause long term health issues. But trust me, for you that's not gonna be a problem."