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The Best Laid Plans

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"The prophecy!"

'Of course, the worst may never happen. There is always that chance.'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

"Well, your numbers seem unlucky - five and seven to run concurrently."

The cruel hand of fate...

"But if you'd gone via the back double and avoided the intersection and the underpass, you'd have missed the accident black spot and wouldn't be here now."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"They're very time-sensitive."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

"So, Ms. Mayfly. Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'What a twist of fate!'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

You can't go back.

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

Still life.

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

"Lighten up, pal, it's only a spider!"

'Sleep well, Mrs. Krantz. When you wake up again your heart will be as good as new!'

line of life

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

At Heaven's Gate St. Peter flips a coin.

'Life is short, and then you fry,'