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"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

Art Omen

Robert had everything a man could want - good looks - money - a real ladies man, but sadly born under an unlucky star...

The cruel hand of fate...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I often wonder how my life would've turned out if I hadn't wasted two hours of it watching 'Sliding Doors'."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

The Best Laid Plans

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Who's there?"

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

'What a twist of fate!'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Fortune Teller.

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

"How dare you!"

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

'Life is short, and then you fry,'