Fate T-Shirts

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

Art Omen

Robert had everything a man could want - good looks - money - a real ladies man, but sadly born under an unlucky star...

The cruel hand of fate...

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I often wonder how my life would've turned out if I hadn't wasted two hours of it watching 'Sliding Doors'."

The End is Near!

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

The Best Laid Plans

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

Thanksgiving Turkey Fortune: "Why the silence?"

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Who's there?"

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

'What a twist of fate!'

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

Fortune Teller.

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

"How dare you!"

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"