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You can't go back.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

The Best Laid Plans

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

"Who's there?"

'It looks like our time is up.'

'IT'S NOT YOU!'

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

'What a twist of fate!'

"Sometimes it's good to just pause and reflect on how obscenely rich we are."

'You're going to meet a tall dark stranger.'

'Don't get your hopes up...the future isn't what it used to be!'

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

'You can't take it with you so I'm sending it on ahead.'

'I see a tall dark stranger.'

"Can you wait just a minute while I check my latest horoscope?"

"How dare you!"

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

"It's strange. I worked hard all my life and was a success at business and, funny thing, - I died anyways."

Clairvoyant - Closed until God Knows When.

"I see love, adventure and happiness coming into my life!"

"Happy now, you jerk?"

The late Cretaceous period.

"But, in the end, you will become bored with that, too."

Madam Zelta foresees all.

'Life is short, and then you fry,'