Golden Years Lover Gifts

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Aging Support Group

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"How long before I have a dad body?"

Ingrid Bergman

"Well, old girl, this is the third act. What, if anything, do we have up our sleeve?"

Mick Jagger at 95.

Life begins at 60

Bad times for retirees.

Assisted Living.

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

Pension Forecasts

"Dear, I'm at that age where things are finally starting to click for me!"

Seventies heartthrob

"His hip isn't getting any better. I really should have him put to sleep."

'I'm afraid it doesn't look good Ma'am. Your husband's got 'Saturday Night Fever.'

"You know you're old when you have to warm up just to take out the garbage."

"There's more to being a pensions adviser than just handling the figures..."

Twiggy

"I told you they'd chuck us off the bus with those smelly egg butties."

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

Elderly Dating

Viagra Tipped

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."