Aging Lover Gifts

37 years in the same position.

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

'Come die with me.'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'You have to do something...My husband just doesn't look at me the way he used to.'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

John Stuart Mill

Victorian Pub Scene

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

"How long before I have a dad body?"

Antique Selfie

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

"It's simple. Remove everything from your life that you enjoy, so you can live a long, unenjoyable life."

"75"

Seventies heartthrob

'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'

The Great Conqueror of all.

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

Sympathy