Aging Romantic Gifts

Kissing bench with rockers

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Social Networking.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Spring Break.

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

He loves me...

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

"How long before I have a dad body?"

Assisted Living.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I had an amazing hug dream."

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

'What do you like about her?'

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

Florist vs Confectioner.

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

Viagra Tipped

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

Elderly Dating

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'