Romantic At Any Age Gifts

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

Why we need poetry. . .

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Dating is so expensive...

Love linked

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Frog flirting.

Paint pots in love

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')