Youthful Romantics Gifts

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Dancing in pyjamas

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Social Networking.

Consenting Adults.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Spring Break.

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

Active pensioner.

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"You need a mint."

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Doctors in Love.

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

He loves me...

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

Romance

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

Octopus

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'