Youthful Romantics T-Shirts

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

Dancing in pyjamas

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Social Networking.

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Spring Break.

Consenting Adults.

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Active pensioner.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Doctors in Love.

"Darling Elizabeth! How I long to hold you betwixt my giant industrial clamps."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"You need a mint."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

He loves me...

Romance

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

Octopus

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"