Aging Romantic Mugs

Kissing bench with rockers

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Social Networking.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Spring Break.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'So what shall we do - Get married or blow up the school?'

He loves me...

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

"How long before I have a dad body?"

"She gave everyone in class a Valentine. It doesn't mean she likes you!"

Assisted Living.

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"Wouldn't you know-the one time I fall in love with a bunny he turns out to be chocolate."

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

Florist vs Confectioner.

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

Elderly Dating

'What do you like about her?'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

"These gas prices are crazy! By the time I'm old enough to drive...I'll only be able to date girls who live within a 1-gallon radius."

'I like a boy in my class. Do you have anything that smells like peanut butter?'

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