Golden Age Romantic Mugs

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Valentine's Day.

Edvard Grieg

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Robert Schumann

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"Oh, I almost forgot: This time, if you have a good hand, don’t say, 'Meowee!'"

An Appreciation

Edvard Grieg.

Frederic Chopin

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Pearl Fishers

Assisted Living.

Carl Maria von Weber

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

Searching for a Wife

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

Robert Schumann

Kissing bench with rockers

Elderly Dating

Cut out and keep your own Mr Darcy!

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

'I wandered lonely...er..on my own for a bit..'

Richard Strauss

"I might be a caveman, but I love to give you chocolates on Valentines Day."

"I'll shoot you an email."

Cowboy on barstool with stirrups.

"You were right - at our age a heated mattress pad is the best aphrodisiac."

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."