Late-life Lover Gifts

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37 years in the same position.

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"Scientists have extended the life of the fruit fly."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Breathe in...now breathe out. Excellent! Just remember to keep doing that for the next few years and you'll be fine."

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"I think my fat has GPS. Every time I lose some, it always finds its way back home."

Friday night was always sext night.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"How about fashionably never?"

"He said his goal was to make it to 100."

Ingrid Bergman

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"How long before I have a dad body?"

Modern Charm

'You're lucky, you're one of our few employees that will live long enought to earn a pension.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'Your uncle had a very unusual will.'

"75"

'...You have some pretty big shoes to fill.'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."