"Sorry, babe, runnin' late, start without me."
Comically Late Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures your comically late lover's playful side? Our collection of witty mugs, tees, pillows, and prints offer a humorous way to celebrate their charming tardiness and bring a smile to their face. Ideal for spicing up their space or daily routine, these gifts make lightheartedly fun presents for anyone who never quite manages to be on time, but always on your mind.
"Aristophanes explains comedy"
'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'
'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'
'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'
National Liberty and Tax Codes.
Executive Tacos
"Memo from the top, guys. Apparently the 'casual dress days' are getting a little out of hand"
'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'
'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'
"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."
"How about fashionably never?"
'We rape, pillage and kill. THAT'S our corporate mission statement.'
"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"
'You can come out now, Harold. Economists say a recession won't happen.'
I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.
Late Night TV
'I set the alarm to 96 years!'
Yes, I'm sure I existed. 404 not found.
"We're running late. Just pick a facial expression already."
"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."
'I read where scientists say King Tut had a clubfoot and his parents may have bee siblings.'
"Take my wife...please!"
Unreal Estate.
Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....
'My latest invention...the credit rock!'
'Look, Mom. I'm belly dancing.'
"So why do they call you Big Dog?"
"I've got nothing on for the next few months, do you fancy sex?"
"Agnes is so crushing on him."
Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance
"This one's different, mummy, he wants me for my brain."
Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"
"Get undressed. Remove everything except the mask."
'Fang, what do you think the chances are that I'll marry that girl second from the end on 'Deal or No Deal'?'
Comically Late Lover Gifts Collection
Comically Late Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for late lovers who enjoy their coffee with a side of humor. Find a design that makes every morning brighter.
Comically Late Lover Pillows
Add some humor to their favorite space with our playful pillows. Perfect for late lovers who love a good laugh and comfy decor.
Comically Late Lover Prints
Find the ideal print that captures your late lover’s charming dilemma. Decorate and amuse with our humorous wall art options.
Comically Late Lover T-Shirts
Looking for a fun tee for your late lover? Discover our range of witty t-shirts that celebrate their lovable tardiness in style.