Sixties Lover Gifts

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Old hippie gives peace sign.

Early Bird Gets the Worm/Night Owl Does the Worm

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Painting the town Mauve

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'It's the sixties, they want their shirt back!'

Seventies heartthrob

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

'I'm afraid it doesn't look good Ma'am. Your husband's got 'Saturday Night Fever.'

That's what I call Flour Power!

'Ha! Call that music?.. You should have been around during the sixties, when the Pied Piper played the Cavern club.'

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

'You can always tell the '70s angels by their wide, polyester wings,'

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

"Many of the dioramas were completely renovated in the '70's."

Hippy Smoke Rings.

'The sixties? Well, you don't sleep as well, can't read anything closer than three feet away and your short-term memory's shot.'

'It's a Jane Austen adaptation, but set in the sixties - Incense and Insensibility.'

1973: Movember

Pay no attention, he always gets like that when he realises what people used to pay for houses and cars back in the sixties.'

"It's very sixties."

Laga Lamp.

It's very sixties.

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

'Are the Sixties finally over with?'

Actually, Doc, we ex-hippies refer to it as a Pot Belly, not Beer Belly!

'Way out man.'