Elderly Antics Lover Gifts

'Nice! Just throw the food on the dirty ground! Thanks, Lady!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'Come die with me.'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Dog Walking on Stilts

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

Men-O-Pause Emergency Kit, contents include an inflatable trophy wife, bottle of Boca-Raw-Tan and a convincing hairpiece

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'

"Show-off!"

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

Dog walks over a vent and gets hair blown off.

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"It's the Florida kid."

Zoom

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

"I see Arthur's arthritus is acting up again."

the romance novel

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

A burglar pretends to be a shop mannequin.

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"