Senior Antics Appreciator Gifts

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Ta Da!...

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Dog executives are in a duel

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

And For The Corporate Entertainment You Can Sniff My Bottom.

The Nose Thief

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'