Senior Antics Enthusiast Gifts

"Show-off!"

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

Ta Da!...

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Consider yourself chased."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

A senior moment.

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

David Blaine, Age 60

Dog executives are in a duel

'It's definitely human flu. Sound the alarm!'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."