Senior Antics Enthusiast Mugs

"Show-off!"

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Social Distancing Club

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

A Tumble Cow

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"You're crappin' in the closet again, Claude."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Ta Da!...

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

A senior moment.

James Bond: Senior Years.

David Blaine, Age 60

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Dog executives are in a duel