Senior Humor Appreciator Gifts

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

Meanwhile, at the La Mancha Retirement Home...

'How can I put this... My bladder is not what you'd call a 'control freak'.'

"And this, I suppose, is where all the hanky-panky goes on."

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"Gone to Heaven - Betty, 67."

Senior Jeopardy

Playing Fetch.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

The height of fashion in 1796

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'