Elderly Antics Lover Pillows

'Nice! Just throw the food on the dirty ground! Thanks, Lady!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'Come die with me.'

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

Dog Walking on Stilts

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Ingrid Bergman

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

Men-O-Pause Emergency Kit, contents include an inflatable trophy wife, bottle of Boca-Raw-Tan and a convincing hairpiece

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

"Hey, Joey, I got good news and bad news. The good news is that you never have to clean out the hamster cage again..."

"Today the telephone pole, tomorrow the moon."

'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'

"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"

"Show-off!"

Dog walks over a vent and gets hair blown off.

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Viagra Tipped

'Boy I hate children: They sing 'Eeny Meeny Miney Mo' and then catch me by the toe...'

"It's the Florida kid."

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

Zoom

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

"I see Arthur's arthritus is acting up again."

'That must be some mouse! Hang on while I get my shotgun.'

'I can still remember the good old days when I used to go through your pockets!'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"