Golden Year Romancer Gifts

Elderly Dating

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Guy in gym

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Assisted Living.

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"I had an amazing hug dream."

'Barely an love and already arguing.'

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

Florist vs Confectioner.

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

'Even if you were an Enron stock... I would place you right at the top on the portfolio of my heart'!

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'Make your own sandwich. You may be retired, but these are my leisure years.'

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"

'Thanks Bill, I couldn't glide against the wind to get back home...'

"I took a viagra before going to the senior citizen's dance, last night, and I couldn't get anyone to come to my place. So there I stood, all dressed up and no place to go!"

"I got what I wanted, but it wasn't what I expected."

'My social life has really picked up lately, with all these health clinic visits.'

'A little bit naughty is ok.'

'You know you're getting old when your mail fills up with offers for hearing aids and mobility chairs.'

"With all the widows living here, I don't think of it as retirement. . . more like I was put out to stud!"

A drive in the park

After #metoo