Year-round Romantic Gifts

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Rude Snowpeople

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

A male penguin takes off his coat to help a female penguin cross a puddle.

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Do you come here often?'

365 Lemonade Stand

"I can only give you country walks in springtime and a hand to hold when leaves begin to fall. It's in the prenuptial agreement. Check it out."

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

Chivalrous Snowman

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

Assisted Living.

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

"I had an amazing hug dream."

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

Florist vs Confectioner.

Kissing bench with rockers

Elderly Dating

"I don't want to rush things. Instead of hugging, why don't we just hold hands?"

"We met when I needed a frog to dissect an biology class."

"Well of course there's a damp patch on the mattress - does it matter who sleeps on it?"

"Don't you dare!"

"I think he's trying to pick you up..."

'Hey, I'm sorry! It's Spring, and I was watching the woman in the blue dress!'

Carousel Ponies.

Romeo texting Juliet

'Sports teams play year round, so we decided to do the same for Christmas.'

As Alfred, Lord Tennyson once said, "In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love." As Alfred E. Neuman once said, "What, me worry?"