Golden Year Romantics Gifts

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

Dancing in pyjamas

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Doctors in Love.

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Antiques

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Romance

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Assisted Living.

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

Octopus

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"I had an amazing hug dream."

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

'Honestly, Gary - I don't care about your acne!'

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

Tears

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

Kissing bench with rockers

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!