Golden Year Romantics T-Shirts

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

Dancing in pyjamas

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

Cupid paints Stop sign

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Doctors in Love.

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Antiques

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Romance

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Assisted Living.

Octopus

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"I had an amazing hug dream."

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

'Honestly, Gary - I don't care about your acne!'

Tears

'Grandpa, what was the most romantic thing you ever tweeted grandma?'

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"When you told me that your father owned several banks, you failed to mention that they're all piggy banks."

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!