Golden Age Romantics T-Shirts

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

"I found the perfect guy on that dating site for seniors. We're so compatible. We take the same medications!"

Dancing in pyjamas

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Date Night

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Transylvanian Snails.

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Antiques

Doctors in Love.

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Romance

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

Assisted Living.

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

Octopus

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

'Remember when we used to make love, you used to bite my neck?'

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

Love at First Fright Dating Service. She's very picky. As usual, I'm having a hard time finding her a date for the Halloween Ball. She went with the Invisible Man once, but she said she could see right through him. She didn't like Cyclops because it was hard to make eye contact. Doctor Jekyll was no good because two's company and three's a crowd. Has she like anybody? Yeak, Frankenstein's monster ... She thought he was very well-built.

Tears

'Grandpa, what was the most romantic thing you ever tweeted grandma?'

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

Happy Golden Anniversary!

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'