Golden Age Romantics T-Shirts

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

"I found the perfect guy on that dating site for seniors. We're so compatible. We take the same medications!"

Dancing in pyjamas

Date Night

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Transylvanian Snails.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Antiques

Doctors in Love.

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Romance

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

Assisted Living.

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

Octopus

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

'Remember when we used to make love, you used to bite my neck?'

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

Tears

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

'Memory loss has certainly made wife-swapping a lot easier hasn't it Jack. Walter. Whatever your name is.'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

Happy Golden Anniversary!

Young Love/Elderly love.

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