Old Romantics T-Shirts

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Right click for yes...

Dancing in pyjamas

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Date Night

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

Book publishing.

'He Will!'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Why, I think he's trying to impress you."

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

An Appreciation

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Transylvanian Snails.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Antiques

William Wordsworth

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

It's the thought that counts!

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Strategies that will always work

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."