Elderly Romantics T-Shirts

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"

Dancing in pyjamas

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Antiques

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Doctors in Love.

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Romance

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

Octopus

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

Tears

Kissing bench with rockers

Elderly Dating

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

Happy Golden Anniversary!

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

the romance novel

True Love Does Exist.

International Date Line

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

aging couple