Elderly Romantics T-Shirts

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"

Dancing in pyjamas

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

Doctors in Love.

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Antiques

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Romance

"When I die, I'd like to die having sex..."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

Now that our kids are grown and the house is paid off...

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

"Shall I compare thee to an autumn day?"

Octopus

'Our relationship is getting serious. He's taking me to meet his doctor.'

"Heavens! I'd better rush home. my phone may be ringing."

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

'Grandpa, what was the most romantic thing you ever tweeted grandma?'

Tears

Kissing bench with rockers

I'm no longer allergic to flowers!

Elderly Dating

Happy Golden Anniversary!

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

'You deserve more than just some silly card this year...grab yourself a good one.'

'Look, he likes the same things I do. Eating, sleeping, knocking things off tables...'

'Phil and I have kissed and made up.'

aging couple

True Love Does Exist.

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"