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Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I'm an atheist!'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Whiskey wars

365 Lemonade Stand

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Rabbit Punch

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. I think I know where you're going with this: Yes, he was talking about happy hour.

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."