Year-round Drink Lover Pillows

Lemonade stand open 365 days a year.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'I know it's gassy...'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

365 Lemonade Stand

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Rabbit Punch

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Sharing Drinks.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."