Silent Era Romantic Pillows

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

Edvard Grieg

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Robert Schumann

"Oh, he's so romantic."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

John Stuart Mill

Edvard Grieg.

'Oh, the amenity!'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Victorian Pub Scene

Frederic Chopin

Remounts for the Yeomanry

Franz Schubert

Antique Selfie

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

Assisted Living.

Pearl Fishers

Carl Maria von Weber

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"Don't make me take a knee, Nancy - I may never get back up."

'What are we doing for Valentines Day this year?'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'His mute button must be stuck.'

'...and now I will sing Schumann's lovely...'

The Great Conqueror of all.

Searching for a Wife

The day a mime finally escaped the invisible box: 'It's out! Raise the annoyance alert level to red!'