Goldie Lover Gifts

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"I miss the Augean stables."

Myths and legends...

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

Zorro as a child.

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Scotsman in the bath...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

William Tell's Other Four Children

Grumpy old merry men.