Bronze Medalist Admirer Pillows

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

Bradley Wiggins

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wilfried Zaha

Football Sculpture.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Rugby Mad.

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Daley Thompson

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

"Would you mind repeating that? I didn't get any of it until you got to seven!"

Jimmy Hill

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Emmanuel Macron

Nadal's bottles

Swimming - Just isn't my sport.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Marcus Rashford

Triple Jumper.

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

Antoine Dupont