Bronze Medalist Admirer T-Shirts

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Raheem Sterling

Bradley Wiggins

Wilfried Zaha

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Seamus Heaney

Football Sculpture.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Rugby Mad.

Jozef Golonka

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Olympic Bubble

Daley Thompson

"What are you crying about? You're the one who wins all the awards."

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Tom and Nancy Seaver

Swimming - Just isn't my sport.

Nadal's bottles

"Would you mind repeating that? I didn't get any of it until you got to seven!"

Emmanuel Macron

David Beckham

Jimmy Hill

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Joachim Low

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Hoping to convince the university that he is worthy of a wrestling scholarship, Nick pins the director of admissions in 13 seconds.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

Marcus Rashford

Triple Jumper.

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."