Medallion Admirer T-Shirts

"Sharon, you know last night, in that club, when we were playing 'pull a wally' and you won?..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Love

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Sharp Eyes

Pisa Hut.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Statue fishing.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

Euphemistic.

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You've got Chain Mail!'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

'I like a man in a suit.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

Benefactor of children

Goldfish in Armour

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

Tomb of the Unknown Electrician.

Spirits in the bottles

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.