Medallion Admirer Mugs

"Sharon, you know last night, in that club, when we were playing 'pull a wally' and you won?..."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Love

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

Pisa Hut.

Sharp Eyes

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Statue fishing.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Euphemistic.

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

'You've got Chain Mail!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

"Our nation hasn't been to war in a hundred years. Where the hell did we get all these medals?"

Benefactor of children

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

"Your, health check results are excellent. You have the body of an athlete... Although, probably only of bronze medal standard."

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Naomi Osaka

Goldfish in Armour

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'You know this is my first battle.' - 'Really? Mine too.'

"Looks like you need to cut back on your iron."

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

Spirits in the bottles

Tomb of the Unknown Electrician.

Holy Grail chalice on display. Knight says: 'I got it on eBay.'