Boxing Admirer Pillows

The Boxer

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

Nun Fight.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'My assistant will show you the ropes.'

"....which brings me to number one: Thinking inside the box."

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Hold on - the ref is checking the rule book."

"Smite him, my son!"

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.